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I Am A Gizmodo Whore

Eddie. Whore.

Yesterday there were quite a few news bytes about Apple. Today, there are quite a few news bytes about Microsoft. Blah. I’m a Gizmodo whore. And as much as I love my Powerbook G4, I don’t need to be reminded about how I am spending thousands of dollars to have my software and hardware obsolete within months by Apple; as cool as the software and hardware may be.

Today on Gizmodo, a user comments:

Ok, the Apple news was annoying, but substituting Apple with some other company is not a freak’n improvement. If you post more than two times for the same company in one day it better be news like “Microsoft resurects Jesus and brings second coming!” and “Microsoft moves headquarters to moon” and “Microsoft enters porn industry!” not: “A new mouse! yeay!” unless the mouse is some how connected to the porn announcement.

Agreed. I whore myself out to Gizmodo daily. That makes me a whore… probably.

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One Response to “I Am A Gizmodo Whore”

  1. September 13th, 2006 at 6:47 pm

    Michelle says:

    That drink looks yummy.

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