Robot Ninja Whores (And sometimes Pirates and Zombies, ZOMG!!!111shift1)

Yep. You know that face you have while having sex? Yep. I found this disturbing C3PO tape dispenser on RetroBlast! today and after a little searching, I found a site that’s selling them. I really can’t say much about it, except that it’s sold out. I think it’s vintage and it must definitely be in limited quantity. Did people actually buy this? Is he taking a dump or is he waiting for you to tug on his robot wang?

Sold Out (luckily)

[via RetroBlast!]

Autobots, Roll Out

The guys over at Destructoid are giving away PS3s and Wiis in exchange for your viewership of their crappy blog. Well, it’s not that crappy. It’s actually pretty good. But anyway, their giant robot killing machine, Destructoid, or known as the World Eater, aka Galactus, will give you the PS3 provided you solve their riddle: What is giant, likes to kill things, and has a heart made up of demons and has been in Princess Allura (or was that the other way around)? The answer to that riddle is obviously me, Eddie Phanichkul.

If you’d like to be their friend on MySpace: A place for ROBOTS, you can add them through a link at the bottom of their website.

Win Free PS3 or Wii because we know you’re a video game whore just like us.