Robot Ninja Whores (And sometimes Pirates and Zombies, ZOMG!!!111shift1)

Get your very own Presidential or Vice Presidential candidate Cabbage Patch doll on Ebay!  These are much pricier than the 80s originals; Sarah Palin is the most expensive at $716.  McCain and Obama cost a modest $510, and Biden goes for a measly $425.  Foxnews.com said it best: “While children aren’t allowed to vote, a few lucky little ones can still pick — and hug and kiss and squeeze — their president.” Only 4d 19h 27m left to bid, so hurry!

This is NOT Sarah Palin, the Maverick, but we can all get our wankers off to a look-a-like, can’t we? It’s a blow-up doll. That’s right. Maverick blow-up. Mavericks every where can rejoice. Maverick.

Sex, Palin Style