About Robot Ninja Whores
Robots are lovers not fighters. Ninjas are fighters not lovers. Robot Ninja Whores are a hybrid of lovers and fighters yet possess the cold, steal shell that makes them robots. Every day at RobotNinjaWhores.com we will try to feature a robot, a ninja, or a whore. We’re here to put a little love in your face… or show you what robots can do… or slice you in half.
There are many things in this world that lead us to believe that only Robots, Ninjas, and Whores can exist, but a robot ninja whore is mythical. Well, so are pirates and zombies. You can find those here too. I’ve loosely created definitions for each type of post:
Robot: Anything awesome, robot related, or techy in general. Sexbots. Transformers. 802.11z routers. Things that turn us on.
Ninja: Anything stealthy and awesome, like a stealth Roomba. American Ninja, Knight Rider, The A-Team; all ninjas.
Whore: Anything that relates to Paris Hilton’s life or the Bush Administration–things we both hate. Political and Social commentary.
Pirate: Anything that has to do with Johnny Depp because he’s so awesome. Criminal Negligence? Who the ef cares.
Zombie: Anything dead. Or undead. Or perhaps related to Sam Raimi or Tim Burton. Movie news.