Robot Ninja Whores (And sometimes Pirates and Zombies, ZOMG!!!111shift1)

ZombieFest 2.5 photos. No zombies were harmed during the festivities.

Zombies aren’t so scary when they’re eating steak, but to be fair, the steak was rare. Also, we were drinking booze, which zombies obviously need in addition to brains. Don’t ask why I’m wearing a tiara. I don’t know.

As you can see, there were scared living people, but zombies FTW. See the girl smiling? She was recently infected. The zombie in the back was just kickin’ it. He was a vegetarian, so he wanted grains, instead of brains. There’s also a gag about a coat hanger somewhere, but it’s a little too racy for this blog.

See you next year!

Alanis Morissette “My Humps” video. Speechless. I’m speechless.

YouTube… or something

A few years back, Citroën put out this commercial featuring its new C4 showing off its dance skills [warning: youtube video]. If you could throw Soundwave into the mix, it would be one hell of a party.

David Elsewhere is the honorary human ambassador to the Federation of Digital Lifeforms. This guy can fucking dance to the 01101101 01110101 01110011 01101001 01100011. Check him out at Kollaboration 2001 [warning: youtube video].