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Mansonator Urinal
Our friend, Bullet McKenzie, told me about Shirley Manson’s cameo as a T-1000 on the hit show Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles. This wouldn’t be so odd except that she transforms from a urinal in one of the scenes. I’ve yet to see this, nor have I been able to find any cool photos online, thus I made my own shown above. As Bullet McKenzie puts it, this brings new meaning to the song Only Happy When It Rains. She’s a fan of golden showers, though.
After some hardcore Googling, I did come up with something else that’s pretty neat. Via Gizmodo, check out this Photoshop Masterpiece.
Shakeutron, as Gizmodo calls it, will help you shake and tug until you’re dry. I really hope it’s only a two-shaker. Anything else would be aweso–I mean obscene. It’s even got cameras, which I’m sure is used to tell you that your penis is ridiculously small and offer you penis enlargement tips. I think I’ve just invented a new marketing channel for the men’s room.
$40 Giant Robot Killing Machine
Take it anywhere you go. Bring a pump… not that one, the one that pumps air into things like balls and giant robot killing machines. I’m sold.
Robot Gives Away PS3 In Exchange for Souls
The guys over at Destructoid are giving away PS3s and Wiis in exchange for your viewership of their crappy blog. Well, it’s not that crappy. It’s actually pretty good. But anyway, their giant robot killing machine, Destructoid, or known as the World Eater, aka Galactus, will give you the PS3 provided you solve their riddle: What is giant, likes to kill things, and has a heart made up of demons and has been in Princess Allura (or was that the other way around)? The answer to that riddle is obviously me, Eddie Phanichkul.
If you’d like to be their friend on MySpace: A place for ROBOTS, you can add them through a link at the bottom of their website.
Win Free PS3 or Wii because we know you’re a video game whore just like us.
Nerd Alert!
This photo features Nomad, a killer robot from space.
Robot Eats Cars, Autobots Unharmed
A giant robotic parking garage in Hoboken, New Jersey trapped hundreds of cars in early August for several days. How could this happen? Was this the attack by SkyNet we were all waiting for? A desasterous Decepticon plot? No. Apparently the city of Hoboken decided to send the robot operators packing, and with them went instruction manuals and the general know-how of how to operate the robotic parking structure.
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