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Mansonator Urinal
Our friend, Bullet McKenzie, told me about Shirley Manson’s cameo as a T-1000 on the hit show Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles. This wouldn’t be so odd except that she transforms from a urinal in one of the scenes. I’ve yet to see this, nor have I been able to find any cool photos online, thus I made my own shown above. As Bullet McKenzie puts it, this brings new meaning to the song Only Happy When It Rains. She’s a fan of golden showers, though.
After some hardcore Googling, I did come up with something else that’s pretty neat. Via Gizmodo, check out this Photoshop Masterpiece.
Shakeutron, as Gizmodo calls it, will help you shake and tug until you’re dry. I really hope it’s only a two-shaker. Anything else would be aweso–I mean obscene. It’s even got cameras, which I’m sure is used to tell you that your penis is ridiculously small and offer you penis enlargement tips. I think I’ve just invented a new marketing channel for the men’s room.
Does Palin Believe in Dinosaurs?
Matt Damon tells CBS of his dislike for Sarah Palin and ninjas his way into likening a McCain presidency to a bad Disney movie. He uses big words like “actuary tables” and “governance.” He also insinuated that there’s a one in three chance that McCain will not survive his first term… you know, because he’s old and was actually around 4,000 years ago when dinosaurs were around. His animosity for Palin stems from her inexperience and right-wing views. Also, she’s a hockey mom, not a soccer mom, so obviously there’s something wrong with her. Just watch the damn video.
Stealth Flying Camera
Prepare yourselves for the most awesome in high-tech gagets: A flying camera. You can own your very own drone for the very low price of [insert price here because it's too damn expensive and you should stop dreaming].
What’s that red glowy thing? No, it’s not a Cylon, it’s your neighbor’s kid trying to take pictures of your daughter in the shower. If only John Belushi were alive to see this.
Lions, Tigers, and Zombies, Oh My!
Recently, I wrote a review on Yelp.com on how to defend against zombies from a Costco. There are zombie survival kits out there–just take a look at the amazing items from Amazon.com to procure before the onslaught of zombie devistation!
Nice Guys Don’t Always Finish Last
Dennis Kucinich, democratic presidential candidate, has great views on politics. As a politician, he’s an excellent speaker and quite intelligent. This doesn’t mean we’re voting for him, but we’re noticing one awesome thing about him: He’s a vegan nerd. Mr. Kucinich proves us that nice guys don’t finish last. They just have to find hot English brides while they run for president of the United States of America. To Mr. Dennis Kucinich, I say kudos! Good luck in 2008! Plus, your wife is hot and you must be one awesome ninja.
34 Year Old Fisherman Ninja
Makoto Nagano is a 34 year old fisherman. Makoto Nagano is also a ninja. Proof? Watch this clip given to us by a Live Journal user. The sad part isn’t that he looks like me and they play Atari’s Pole Position race starting beeps before the man takes off into oblivion and ninja record books. No, the sad part is that I want to be him and I like Atari’s Pole Position. But the really sad part is I don’t have a joke for Pole Position.
Hamster Paper Shredder: Never Buy Bedding Again!
I just want to say that this is the most awesomest thing ever. I say that a lot, but this time I mean it. If Carl (My late teddybear hamster) were alive today, he’d want one. I don’t even know what post category to put this in. Let’s just say “ninja.”
Inspired. Monkey vs Robot
We’ve scoured the Internet at at 2AM, we found this nifty exposé on Monkey vs Robot. While we are most definitely rooting for the Robots, obviously it brings some humor to the whole superiority of beings thing–like which came first, Monkey or Robot? Or, which is more powerful? Monkey or Robot. In a cage match, which would win? Monkey or Robot? I could go on, but I’m lazy and you probably don’t give a shit.
Mildly amusing, I assure you.
Monkey Robot Ninjas? Ninja Robot Monkeys? Robot Monkey Ninjas?
The Ninja Text Generator Lets You Ninjafy Text
Her’s something fairly awesome to post… A nifty ninja text generator that lets you ninjafy any small phrase! There’s so much stuff to post and so little time. I’ve been slacking. Really slacking.
Wee Ninja
I thought this was pretty rad. If you’ve never been to Tokyo Plastic, go there now! Their store is something I’ve never really explored, but today, I found this little ninja… which is totally awesome.
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