Robot Ninja Whores (And sometimes Pirates and Zombies, ZOMG!!!111shift1)

A periodical Google for Paris Hilton has yielded this result: 1 Night in Paris

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412260/

Remember that sex tape? Well, it has an IMDB page. Who knew?

As a bonus… here’s a bunion on her foot. EWWWW!

1 Bunion on Paris

This week in our Periodical Google Search of Paris Hilton, we have discovered a news story about Paris’ hatred of panties. The story says Paris was trying on bikinis worth about $300 each when the store asked her to purchase them because she wasn’t wearing any panties. Paris responded by saying they didn’t fit and refused to buy them. I don’t even have a joke for this story.

Paris hates panties. Men rejoice, somewhat. 

I’m warning you now that if you stare at it long enough, it’ll devour your soul… also clicking on the link will force you to a) throw up, b) put your fist into the monitor, c) send me hate mail.

You might want to turn down the volume