Robot Ninja Whores (And sometimes Pirates and Zombies, ZOMG!!!111shift1)

This is the second Microsoft adv. with Bill and Jerry. Strange. There’s something about leather. It’s been mentioned in both ads. I’m begining to sense something coming. This video, unlike the previous, was much more enjoyable–which isn’t saying much because the first was pretty crappy. Who knows what’s in store for us. I predict a Windows comeback by next year.

By the way, this video does feature a robot.

What happened to originality? The Honda Insight was a tiny car which was discontinued in 2006. Looks like Honda’s bringing it back with hybrid technology in the Prius body style. This is worse than the time Optimus Prime was killed, and the Matrix of Leadership was taken by that bastard Hot Rod, aka Rodimus Prime. What a fucking loser.

The pluses are LED lights and Honda coming to the market with a hybrid car that isn’t a crappy CR-V, or muy feo Civic. If that doesn’t make you happy, maybe this will:

Honda’s lack of originality.

There’s a new hands free cell phone kit on the market. It’s amazingly expensive, yet incredibly simple. Only the ghettoest of the ghetto would dare such a fashion statement. Plus it’ll give you some game when you pick up the chicks.

[via Gizmodo]

Two, no four, no six–baker’s dozen!