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Mansonator Urinal
Our friend, Bullet McKenzie, told me about Shirley Manson’s cameo as a T-1000 on the hit show Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles. This wouldn’t be so odd except that she transforms from a urinal in one of the scenes. I’ve yet to see this, nor have I been able to find any cool photos online, thus I made my own shown above. As Bullet McKenzie puts it, this brings new meaning to the song Only Happy When It Rains. She’s a fan of golden showers, though.
After some hardcore Googling, I did come up with something else that’s pretty neat. Via Gizmodo, check out this Photoshop Masterpiece.
Shakeutron, as Gizmodo calls it, will help you shake and tug until you’re dry. I really hope it’s only a two-shaker. Anything else would be aweso–I mean obscene. It’s even got cameras, which I’m sure is used to tell you that your penis is ridiculously small and offer you penis enlargement tips. I think I’ve just invented a new marketing channel for the men’s room.
Leather?
This is the second Microsoft adv. with Bill and Jerry. Strange. There’s something about leather. It’s been mentioned in both ads. I’m begining to sense something coming. This video, unlike the previous, was much more enjoyable–which isn’t saying much because the first was pretty crappy. Who knows what’s in store for us. I predict a Windows comeback by next year.
By the way, this video does feature a robot.
Stealth Flying Camera
Prepare yourselves for the most awesome in high-tech gagets: A flying camera. You can own your very own drone for the very low price of [insert price here because it's too damn expensive and you should stop dreaming].
What’s that red glowy thing? No, it’s not a Cylon, it’s your neighbor’s kid trying to take pictures of your daughter in the shower. If only John Belushi were alive to see this.
Robot-Human Love
Sometime in the future, we’ll be marrying robots. If San Francisco is the mother land for homosexuals, Massachusetts will be the capital of robot-human nuptials. Perhaps the Wizard of Oz came 120 years too soon. The Emerald City already tells us tails of love in all forms, lions and scarecrows, witches and pedophilia, dirty old wizards and young, shiny tin man. Maybe I read that story wrong, but my point is that Mass will be Emerald Mass by 2050. I mean, after all, the Kennedy’s are from Mass.
But then again, someone might have been watching too much Cherry 2000.
ZOMG
Transformers was the best fucking movie EVAR.
Just ask Soundwave, who wasn’t in the movie.
Today’s Robot Recipe: Inter-Office ReconBot–Tomorrow’s Recipe: Egg Salad
You’re looking at an “Inter Office Reconnaissance Vehicle,” just part of the many zanny DIY robot recipes from the TeRK Telepresence Robot Kit website. This website is so awesome, you can learn how to build an office chair-bot that will herd other chairs and murder your boss. Okay, I lied about the last part, but it has motors to go to and fro and up and down!
The Most Useless Transformer Evar
For about $22 bucks, you can buy this “Transformers Sports Label Convoy feat. Nike Free 7.0.” Somewhere lost in translation is how you can’t really wear it and this is the most useless, awesome Transformer ever. His name is “Convoy” by the way. The toy-maker, Tomy Company and Nike, have joined forces. Tomy Company is expected to join forces with Trojan Condoms, Product (RED), Apple, and the RIAA to bring more variable-themed Transformers later this year such as the glow-in-the-dark Slip Stream (a Transformer with a rubber casing), Redformer Transformer That’s Red, Transformers MacBook Laptop Super Happy Fun Time Apple OSX, and finally the Give-It-To-Music-Lover-All-Your-Base-Are-Up-The-Ass feat. Autobot Awesome Transfomer (it resembles Soundwave).
Transformer Fever Comes Early This Year
The “Transformers Music Label Frenzy & Rumble playing earphone” sounds like an awesome contraption which ever way you spin it. It looks even better than it sounds. On sale in Japan July 19th, 2007 with a price tag of ¥3,950 This is the first of our awesome Transformer posts today.
The Ultimate in Robot Porn
I can’t post this video. I can’t even post a photo. All I can post is this diagram I drew in Photoshop. There’s no equality because I’m not sure if it equals fun, awesome, or gross. You be the judge.
It involves a robosapien, a dildo, and a whore.
UK Deploys Fleet of Robofalcons 1.0, Real Falcons Strike
The crazy UK folk are at it again, specifically in Liverpool. It seems there’s a pigeon problem costing the city of Liverpool a ton of money and human resources cleaning up after the pesky birds. The RoBOPs, or Robotic Birds of Prey, will be deployed to scare off the pigeons.
This is probably the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard of. They could probably just as easily use a real doll to scare off pigeons. I think the city of Liverpool needs a new Monorail while their at it.
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