Posts Tagged ‘fail’
Teenage Whore Learns from Eric Cartman
9th Grade Whore on Maury - Watch more free videos
I’m not going to lie. This video is ridiculous. This 9th grader is a whore. Seriously, you guys.
I do what I want!
Insight Hacks Prius
What happened to originality? The Honda Insight was a tiny car which was discontinued in 2006. Looks like Honda’s bringing it back with hybrid technology in the Prius body style. This is worse than the time Optimus Prime was killed, and the Matrix of Leadership was taken by that bastard Hot Rod, aka Rodimus Prime. What a fucking loser.
The pluses are LED lights and Honda coming to the market with a hybrid car that isn’t a crappy CR-V, or muy feo Civic. If that doesn’t make you happy, maybe this will:
- Honda Girl
Buy My Buns…..
Attention Class!
I’m gonna dance on my desk so you young men to buy this burger.
Will you eat it?
Or jack off to it?
For you young ladies we have nothing for you fast food makes you fat. Or gives you a flat arse.
UK Deploys Fleet of Robofalcons 1.0, Real Falcons Strike
The crazy UK folk are at it again, specifically in Liverpool. It seems there’s a pigeon problem costing the city of Liverpool a ton of money and human resources cleaning up after the pesky birds. The RoBOPs, or Robotic Birds of Prey, will be deployed to scare off the pigeons.
This is probably the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard of. They could probably just as easily use a real doll to scare off pigeons. I think the city of Liverpool needs a new Monorail while their at it.
