Robot Ninja Whores (And sometimes Pirates and Zombies, ZOMG!!!111shift1)

A periodical Google for Paris Hilton has yielded this result: 1 Night in Paris

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0412260/

Remember that sex tape? Well, it has an IMDB page. Who knew?

As a bonus… here’s a bunion on her foot. EWWWW!

1 Bunion on Paris

This week in our Periodical Google Search of Paris Hilton, we have discovered a news story about Paris’ hatred of panties. The story says Paris was trying on bikinis worth about $300 each when the store asked her to purchase them because she wasn’t wearing any panties. Paris responded by saying they didn’t fit and refused to buy them. I don’t even have a joke for this story.

Paris hates panties. Men rejoice, somewhat.