Robot Ninja Whores (And sometimes Pirates and Zombies, ZOMG!!!111shift1)

Our friend, Bullet McKenzie, told me about Shirley Manson’s cameo as a T-1000 on the hit show Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles. This wouldn’t be so odd except that she transforms from a urinal in one of the scenes. I’ve yet to see this, nor have I been able to find any cool photos online, thus I made my own shown above. As Bullet McKenzie puts it, this brings new meaning to the song Only Happy When It Rains. She’s a fan of golden showers, though.

After some hardcore Googling, I did come up with something else that’s pretty neat. Via Gizmodo, check out this Photoshop Masterpiece.

Shakeutron, as Gizmodo calls it, will help you shake and tug until you’re dry. I really hope it’s only a two-shaker. Anything else would be aweso–I mean obscene. It’s even got cameras, which I’m sure is used to tell you that your penis is ridiculously small and offer you penis enlargement tips. I think I’ve just invented a new marketing channel for the men’s room.

Shakeutron shakes your weiner!

This is pretty late, but check out John McCain = Cylon. So vote for him if you want to be enslaved.

Obviously not paid for by Obama

This is the second Microsoft adv. with Bill and Jerry. Strange. There’s something about leather. It’s been mentioned in both ads. I’m begining to sense something coming. This video, unlike the previous, was much more enjoyable–which isn’t saying much because the first was pretty crappy. Who knows what’s in store for us. I predict a Windows comeback by next year.

By the way, this video does feature a robot.

You’re looking at an “Inter Office Reconnaissance Vehicle,” just part of the many zanny DIY robot recipes from the TeRK Telepresence Robot Kit website. This website is so awesome, you can learn how to build an office chair-bot that will herd other chairs and murder your boss. Okay, I lied about the last part, but it has motors to go to and fro and up and down!

Awesome Robots You Can Build On Your Own! [via Slashdot]

The crazy UK folk are at it again, specifically in Liverpool. It seems there’s a pigeon problem costing the city of Liverpool a ton of money and human resources cleaning up after the pesky birds. The RoBOPs, or Robotic Birds of Prey, will be deployed to scare off the pigeons.

This is probably the stupidest idea I’ve ever heard of. They could probably just as easily use a real doll to scare off pigeons. I think the city of Liverpool needs a new Monorail while their at it.

Robo Falcons? Yes please!