Posts Tagged ‘sarah palin’
Palin Patch and Gang
Get your very own Presidential or Vice Presidential candidate Cabbage Patch doll on Ebay! These are much pricier than the 80s originals; Sarah Palin is the most expensive at $716. McCain and Obama cost a modest $510, and Biden goes for a measly $425. Foxnews.com said it best: “While children aren’t allowed to vote, a few lucky little ones can still pick — and hug and kiss and squeeze — their president.” Only 4d 19h 27m left to bid, so hurry!
Republicans and Sex
This is NOT Sarah Palin, the Maverick, but we can all get our wankers off to a look-a-like, can’t we? It’s a blow-up doll. That’s right. Maverick blow-up. Mavericks every where can rejoice. Maverick.
Does Palin Believe in Dinosaurs?
Matt Damon tells CBS of his dislike for Sarah Palin and ninjas his way into likening a McCain presidency to a bad Disney movie. He uses big words like “actuary tables” and “governance.” He also insinuated that there’s a one in three chance that McCain will not survive his first term… you know, because he’s old and was actually around 4,000 years ago when dinosaurs were around. His animosity for Palin stems from her inexperience and right-wing views. Also, she’s a hockey mom, not a soccer mom, so obviously there’s something wrong with her. Just watch the damn video.